Acupunk 101

a course for the terminally online to maintain lifelong healthy hands without fixing their posture or their addiction.

Who is This For?

  • The Terminally Online
  • Phone Addicts
  • Coders
  • Anyone Suffering from Numbness and Tingling
  • ANYONE currently considering the ridiculous act of surgery for pain or weakness in their hands
The Comfort of Your Home
When I think about all the time I wasted transporting myself to a chiropractor or a massage therapist or even an acupuncture doctor, my minds reels. No more. Now you just lay on the couch, get yourself a needle, and watch the pain melt away--car free, doctor free, and drug free too.
Immediately When Needed
The worst part about being in pain is not even the pain. It's that in order to do something about it, you have to go out and have someone do something about it. You might even have to make an appointment. You might even have to wait. F that. Pain relief on demand.
Basically Free
Once you make the investment of a few dollars in some acupuncture needles, which can last years at a time, there is no cost whatsoever for this style of treatment. And no transportation costs. And no explaining where it hurts. Free as in beer, free as in speech.
Hardly Rocket Science
I totally understand that this seems absolutely crazy. So did eating raw fish when I first heard about it. Or drinking black coffee when I first tried. But let's be totally clear. Finding where it hurts and putting a needle there quickly reveals itself to be something you could easily have learned at age 8. Let's just say this isn't as complicated as faking a moon landing.

Benefits:

  • Lifetime unlimited license;
  • Everything you need and more;
  • All the features you want;
  • Gutenberg integration;
  • Composite elements.
  • Lifetime unlimited license;
  • Everything you need and more;
  • All the features you want;
  • Gutenberg integration;
  • Composite elements.

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PRICING:

This Might Not Be For You IF:

  • Don't want to take your health into your own hands
  • Still trust the medical system
  • Think that the body is very fragile and scary
  • Have never received acupuncture and are terrified of needles
  • Unwilling to consider that many pains might be fascial in nature
Take Back Control of Your Health

Get Acupunk, Today.

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